Every week, Steve, Shirley, Junior, Carla, Fool No. 1, Nephew Tommy, and Fool No. 2, J. Anthony Brown get together to get you through the morning. From J. murdering your favorite hits to Nephew Tommy making grown men cry with the prank call, there’s never a dull moment on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
If you missed last week’s mayhem, we’re giving you a chance to drop your jaws and catch up on the laughs from Steve Harvey FM!
Shirley Strawberry’s Strawberry Letter
Subject: Somebody has a secret admirer.
Subject: Can you turn a ho into a husband?
[TO HEAR NEPHEW TOMMY & JUNIOR’S RESPONSE, TAPhttp://ihe.art/v9UC1Ml] Is the “pot” calling the “kettle” black? #StrawberryLetter- “Subject: Can You Turn A Ho Into A Husband? Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 33-year-old woman and I had a one night stand with a 29-year-old very sexy Brazilian guy. He gave me the best sex of my life and I never expected to hear from him again, but he called me a few days after we hooked up and now we’ve been dating for 9 months. Not long after we started dating, whenever we went out to our favorite club together, I would notice that a lot of older women approached him and they would often ask him to dance or send him a drink over to our table. This made me very uncomfortable at first, but he told me that he used to be a trainer and they were all members of the gym. That being said, I know I should always trust my intuition, because it turns out that he was lying. He had to come clean eventually because his phone was ringing day and night and I couldn’t take it. He told me that he used to be a male escort for single, rich, older women and he made a very good living doing it. He was on some kind of dating app and he admitted that he had sex with most of the women that he dealt with, which was close to 100 women over the course of 3 years. He says he hated it but it was great money. He says that’s in the past he wants to move forward with me. I am having trouble seeing a future with a man that’s had that many women and is so recognizable when we’re out together. He said I should be glad that he had so much sexual practice since I love the way he pleases me. And I do love it, but, is he husband material? I don’t know if I should let this man go or try to take it to the next level with him. What do you think? Can you turn a ho into a husband?”
Nephew Tommy’s Prank Call
Subject: Condom at the cleaners.
Subject: Can I borrow your freezer?
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